So true so true...

I absolutely love reading my horoscope... It is a guilty pleasure. And you gotta love it, especially when it is so specific:

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Reconsider Justin Beiber, if only for this month. The answer to all your questions about love and life can be found on page 222 of your science textbook. Your school year will end well, but first you must befriend someone who hated Inception. Tonight, you will be visited by three ghosts. They will not teach you anything about humanity because you will be too busy sleeping to notice them. You’re not using your ring finger on your left hand to its fullest potential. For financial success, type a sentence that is scary, but not too scary. The sentence must include the word “tulips.” Your lucky flavor is giraffe meat. Your lucky mythical creature is a leprechaun.

Yes, I am the lucky one. I do believe that my thesis supervisor and examinator will be very surprised to find the word "tulip" in my thesis... And so will I. Better stick with the giraffe, and training my ring finger on my left hand.

Courtesy of Sparknotes.